Funny Climbing T-Shirt – Chalk It Up to Bad Life Choices
 
For Every Flapper, Slip, and Spicy Route.
 
Whether you went for the high heel hook or trusted that last crumbly edge — no worries.
Just chalk it up to bad life choices.
This tee is for climbers who embrace the chaos, laugh at the sketchy beta, and collect stories along with scabs. With a bold slogan and classic cotton comfort, it’s perfect for gym sessions, outdoor sends, or sipping coffee with bruised egos.
A light-hearted staple for anyone who knows the pain... and does it anyway.
 
Product Features:
100% US cotton – breathable and soft
Seamless tubular construction for a clean fit
Shoulder tape for added strength
Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
Ethically produced and print-ready
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
 
Sustainable Production:
Printed on demand — because you only need one more bad idea before a great one sticks.
 
🔎 Important Sizing Note:
The size guide shows the actual product measurements (length and width of the item when laid flat). These are not body measurements like chest or waist size. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar item you already own and comparing it with the chart.
 
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
 
 
Product Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us:
📧 lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk
📬 Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way, Newbury
RG14 1EE