Funny Climbing T-Shirt – Custom Built for Climbing
(Male Character Edition – Half Machine)
Climber. Cyborg. Crimp Machine.
Some climbers are made. Others are… assembled.
This “Custom Built for Climbing” tee features a part-robot male character engineered for the wall — complete with grit, precision, and humour bolted right in. Whether you're flashing routes or glitching on a dyno, this design brings mechanical confidence and climbing banter into perfect sync.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever been accused of “training too much” or “not even human.”
Product Features:
Soft 100% US cotton
Tubular body with no side seams
Shoulder tape for added durability
Ribbed collar for shape retention
Ideal for bold print clarity
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach only
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Sustainable Production:
Printed on demand — because mass production doesn’t suit custom builds.
🔎 Important Sizing Note:
The size guide shows the actual product measurements (length and width of the item when laid flat). These are not body measurements like chest or waist size. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar item you already own and comparing it with the chart.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us:
📧 lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk
📬 Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way, Newbury
RG14 1EE