Funny Climbing T-Shirt – I Only Said I’m a Jug Man
 
Calm Down. It’s a Climbing Thing.
 
If you’ve ever shouted “I love jugs!” across a bouldering gym and got weird looks — this one's for you.
The “I Only Said I’m a Jug Man” tee is built for climbers who speak fluent crag slang and aren’t afraid of a little double meaning. Featuring a bold design with a knowingly innocent climber at the centre of it all, this shirt is perfect for gym sessions, climbing comps, or awkward first dates.
It’s funny, relatable, and 100% misunderstood by non-climbers — just how we like it.
 
Product Features:
Made from 100% soft, breathable US cotton
Seamless tubular body for a clean, comfortable fit
Shoulder tape adds durability
Ribbed collar holds shape over time
Print-optimised for bold slogans
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Use non-chlorine bleach only
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
 
Sustainable Production:
Printed on demand — so we don’t overproduce... even when you over-share.
 
🔎 Important Sizing Note:
The size guide shows the actual product measurements (length and width of the item when laid flat). These are not body measurements like chest or waist size. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar item you already own and comparing it with the chart.
 
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
 
 
Product Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us:
📧 lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk
📬 Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way, Newbury
RG14 1EE