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Funny Climbing T-Shirt – I Only Said I’m a Jug Man

 

Calm Down. It’s a Climbing Thing.

 

If you’ve ever shouted “I love jugs!” across a bouldering gym and got weird looks — this one's for you.

The “I Only Said I’m a Jug Man” tee is built for climbers who speak fluent crag slang and aren’t afraid of a little double meaning. Featuring a bold design with a knowingly innocent climber at the centre of it all, this shirt is perfect for gym sessions, climbing comps, or awkward first dates.

It’s funny, relatable, and 100% misunderstood by non-climbers — just how we like it.

 

Product Features:

  • Made from 100% soft, breathable US cotton

  • Seamless tubular body for a clean, comfortable fit

  • Shoulder tape adds durability

  • Ribbed collar holds shape over time

  • Print-optimised for bold slogans

 

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Tumble dry low

  • Use non-chlorine bleach only

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dry clean

 

Sustainable Production:

Printed on demand — so we don’t overproduce... even when you over-share.

 

🔎 Important Sizing Note:
The size guide shows the actual product measurements (length and width of the item when laid flat). These are not body measurements like chest or waist size. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar item you already own and comparing it with the chart.

 

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.4023.7025.00
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

 

Product Compliance:

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.

For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us:
📧 lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk
📬 Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way, Newbury
RG14 1EE

 

 

Funny Climbing T-Shirt – I Only Said I’m a Jug Man

£11.32 Regular Price
£7.92Sale Price
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    Disclaimer: Individual results may vary

    Copyright & Branding: © 2007-2025 Berkshire Fitness & Wellbeing. All designs, slogans, and original artwork are the intellectual property of Berkshire Fitness and may not be copied, reproduced, or sold without permission.​​

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