Funny Gym Hoodie – PureGrim (White Text)
PureGym Vibes. PureGrim Mood.
If you’ve ever walked into a packed gym, locked eyes with a teenager doing curls in the squat rack, and thought “nah, I’ll train tomorrow” — this hoodie is for you.
PureGrim in clean white text is the official uniform of people who’ve survived peak hours, fought for a bench, and watched gym etiquette die in real time.
Minimalist. Sarcastic. Tragically accurate.
Whether you’re dodging tripods, tiptoeing through dumbbells, or trying to remember what a quiet gym feels like — wear this with pride.
Product Features:
50% cotton / 50% polyester
Soft fleece lining
Front kangaroo pouch
Adjustable drawstring hood
Seamless sides for everyday comfort
OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry medium
Iron low
Do not dry clean
Sustainable Production:
Printed on demand — because chaos should be custom made.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk or write to us
Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way,
Newbury
RG14 1EE.