Funny Gym Hoodie – Train Sane: Nobody Wants the Other Girl Back (White Text)
 
Calm Gains. Confident Energy.
 
You’ve outgrown the chaos — and everyone knows it.
This parody hoodie flips the whole train insane trend with the cheeky slogan:
“Train Sane – Nobody Wants the Other Girl Back”
Printed in bold white text, this one’s for women who lift with focus, confidence, and zero need to scream between sets.
 
Product Features:
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
Soft fleece interior
Front kangaroo pocket
Adjustable hood with flat drawstrings
No side seams for smooth wear
OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry medium
Iron on low if needed
Do not dry clean
 
Sustainable Production:
Made to order — because progress should never be rushed (or shouted).
 
🔎 Important Sizing Note:
The size guide shows the actual product measurements (length and width of the item when laid flat). These are not body measurements like chest or waist size. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar item you already own and comparing it with the chart.
 
 
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
 
 
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk or write to us
 
Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way,
Newbury
RG14 1EE.