Funny Gym Tank Top – Train Sane: Nobody Wants That Other Guy Back
Because Not Everyone Wants to Train Insane.

Some people push to the edge of madness.
You? You lift smart, stay focused, and never forget why you started — because nobody wants that old version of you showing up again.
This tank flips the tired “Train Insane” mantra on its head with a tongue-in-cheek slogan that hits harder than your third set of squats.
It’s sharp, funny, and just self-aware enough to turn heads at the gym — without screaming about it.
Perfect for lifters who know that balance beats burnout... and that progress doesn't have to come with a padded room.
 
Product Features:
Unisex Jersey Tank (retail fit, gym-ready)
100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (Heather colours include polyester)
Lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
Side-seamed for durability and structure
Tear-away label for added comfort
Printed to order with sharp, long-lasting design
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colours
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach or dry clean
Do not iron directly on print

 
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Width, in
18.11
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
Length, in
28.15
29.33
30.31
31.30
32.68
 
 
Product Compliance:
📦 Product Compliance: Age: Adult use only
EU 2-Year Warranty
Safety-tested for flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Berkshire Fitness ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us:
📧 lee@berkshirefitness.co.uk
📬 Berkshire Fitness
Newbury Better Health & Fitness Centre
Park Way, Newbury
RG14 1EE